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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

No go.

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

No way

At least 45 Palestinians killed while waiting for aid trucks in Gaza, health officials say - AP News

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

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Then came..

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Can we see your heels?