What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:39

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
No go.
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
No way
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No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
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Then came..
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors